Conservatives are inherently awful, liberals just happen to be awful as well.
I had this idea come to me just before I fell asleep, and I decided in my sleepiness that it must have been a brilliant idea and I had to write it down. But now I’m not sure if it’s brilliant or if I just think it is because I was about to fall asleep when I had it.
Peace is to happiness as chewing gum is to catching fish.
I am fascinated by the concept of a supernatural ability to read minds. Obviously I would know whether I am capable of something like this or not, but how would i know if somebody else is? Surely I’d hear about it on the news right? Not so fast my friend! I know if I could do something like that I would never tell anyone about it. So how would I gain such knowledge? I have decided that every time I encounter a person I will think “I’m going to rape the shit out of you.” I will not change facial expressions, I will obviously be looking their direction so they know I’m thinking about them, and when they recoil in disgust I will know their secret! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA